Corpulous' Mess Hall Rules
No eat ghoul next to you. Need clean plate first.
Ok add own maggots and lice to food. Corpulous not offended.
Got vermin? Bring to Corpulous!
Mess part of meal. Corpulous see napkin, Corpulous hang head in shame.
Ok bring back food not rotten enough. Corpulous got three free armpits.
Ok eat with hands or swords. No eat hands or swords.
Zombie need try more food. Think outside the brains.
No eat self.