Airbase in a Box Brochure
The Airbase in a Box Brochure describes how to deploy the patented Bilgewater Airbase-in-a-Box!(TM). It is located aboard a zeppelin at the Krazzworks.
Congratulations on your purchase of the patented Bilgewater Airbase-in-a-Box!(TM)
Your new airbase is guaranteed to function for up to ten years of "pimpin' and blimpin'." Simply deploy it on any flat, stable surface.
The horizon is yours, friend: reach out with both hands, clutch its cloudy blue bosom, and bite bite BITE the sky.
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WARNING: AIRBASE-IN-A-BOX IS NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TO BE DEPLOYED ON A MOUNTAIN PEAK.
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.