An Unopened Tome of Advice
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 - The Dead and You
Chapter 2 - Maintaining a Ghoulish Figure: Seven Easy Exercises
Chapter 3 - Keeping the Chill Out: Choosing a Coordinated Coffin
Chapter 4 - Graveyard Gaurantees: Fifty Sure Signs of Love
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