Azsharite Experiment Number One
Well, I can think of one surefire way to send a giant running to the bathroom, but you're not going to like it. What we need is a ... massive ... laxative. Oh hey! Would you believe that the gnomes have something of the sort? That can't be a coincidence. I wonder what they're trying to push through over there?
Once you have it to laxative, try to feed it to Gormungan. And maybe give him a magazine or something. Do it for science!
So it was a no-go? Literally? Well, Grapplehammer won't take no for an answer. We'll have to try something else.
Maybe I'll have my interns smuggle this laxative into the night elf encampment. That'll be good for a laugh, at least.
- Hobart Grapplehammer says: <Name>! Come here. I have a ... "special project" requiring your assistance.
After getting the laxative and making it back up top, head back to Gormungan:
- Hallo again, soft little friend. What's that you have there?
Here, eat this! It's a special chocolate rock.
- <Gormungan eyes the laxative with suspicion, then sniffs it. With visible irritation, he begins smooshing and molding the laxative into the shape of a goblin.>
- I suspect your little green friends are putting you up to no good. Please explain to them that we giants are not to be toyed with.
- <To demonstrate his point, Gormungan twists the head off of his chocolaty goblin statue before handing it back to you.>
Naga side chain
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.