- Bad Poetry
- Quest Item
- <Right Click to Read>
- "It could be a coded message, but something tells you it isn't."
<The paper is partially burned and contains the end of what was a longer poem.>
My love is like a kraken of the deep.
I long to be crushed in her embrace,
and dragged down into the depths.
<The rest of the paper has colorful commentary in a number of different handwritings.>
-You can't compare anyone to a kraken in a love poem.
-You're an idiot.
-It's not so bad James. They're all just jealous Marissa likes you.
<The rest of the commentary has been burned away. It is probably for the best this is all that survives of this attempt at love poetry.>
- Patch 8.1.5 (2019-03-12): Added.