- "We need fuel, and they need to die. We call that a 'win-win.'"
Crusade Engineer Spitzpatrick is a level 80 gnome quest giver that appears in the Valley of Echoes in Icecrown[83, 73] for the duration of a few quests.
He joined the crusade in an effort to use his engineering expertise against the Scourge. During the war against the Lich King he assisted with the construction of the Argent Vanguard.
- Crusade Engineer Spitzpatrick says: Dying must have completely destroyed your ability to preform simple arithmetic. Can't you see that there is no way you're going to make that structure's layout work? It'll collapse!
- Crusade Architect Silas says: How dare you! I am the chief architect here and I make the final call on layouts! If you have a problem with my plans, feel free to file a grievance with Highlord Fordring. Now if you don't mind, I have work to attend!
- After a player completes  The Last Line Of Defense, Crusade Engineer Spitzpatrick will phase in to existence for that player.
- After a player completes  The Battle For Crusaders' Pinnacle, Crusade Engineer Spitzpatrick will phase out of existence for that player and will no longer be available.
- His TCG artwork is used as the header image for hotfix blog articles on the official site.