|Occupation||Leader of the Grimy Goons, owner of the First Bank of Gadgetzan|
- "The brilliant mastermind of the Grimy Goons, Han sometimes thinks about ditching the idiot Cho, but that would just tear him apart."
- — Flavor text
The right head, Han, is a criminal mastermind, while the left head, Cho, isn't the sharpest axe in the armory but hits "like a stampede of runaway kodos". Han'Cho recently bought the First Bank of Gadgetzan, takes a cut from the loot fenced at the Gadgetzan Emporium and has a tight grip on the entirety of the Grimestreet neighborhood. He is currently preparing for a hostile takeover of all of Gadgetzan, and has been recruiting new Goons and stockpiling weapons non-stop. He currently sports the most muscle in the city and has arsenals stashed down every side-street and bolt-hole.
- Hey, join the Goons. (Or meet my fist!)
- We'll handle this. (Smash!)
The Gadgetzan Gazette
- Cho: Dis Bank good. Plenty of dough.
- Han: Please pardon my associate's rough manners. I am proud to say that the First Bank of Gadgetzan will serve as a symbol of wealth and opportunity for all of Gadgetzan's citizens. If you are one of those wealth seeking opportunists, come see us; we'll beat ANY competitor.