Dr. Morrigan

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NeutralDr. Morrigan
Image of Dr. Morrigan
Gender Female
Race Banshee
Affiliation(s) Dr. Boom
Location Underground lab in Netherstorm[1]
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This article contains information and lore exclusive to Hearthstone, and is considered non-canon.

Death is just the beginning.
— Summoned
She got her doctrine in harvesting souls. No one knows what university.
— Boss Description

Dr. Morrigan is a banshee who works for Dr. Boom. She specializes in harvesting souls in a study she calls Soulology!

Lab Log

*** BEGIN Dr. MORRIGAN TRANSCRIPT ***

Reporting Mech Unit: G4LV-NZR

G4LV-NZR enthusiastic greeting::

Well. You’re disgustingly cheery.

G4LV-NZR perky query::

Fine. I’ll divert my attention away from my vital research to waste time discussing my work with an appliance who won’t comprehend it, so you can report it to someone who won’t listen, so he can decide whether my work is up to standards that haven’t been set, because he never understood what I was working on to begin with. Does that sum things up? Hm?

G4LV-NZR cheerful affirmative::

Guh.

In life, when I could still taste, feel, and experience happiness, I wasted precious hours studying mathematics. As a banshee, I chose to research a less unsavory subject: the emancipation, analysis, and practical application of souls. I have founded an entirely new field of study. I call it Soulology!

I’ve approached my studies methodically and precisely. What I’ve learned has enabled me to develop entirely new technologies to cheaply and efficiently harvest souls, refine them, and then focus them into to their purest essence. And I can do it with finer precision and with greater care than the clumsy manipulations managed by most Warlocks.

BEHOLD THE SOULARIUM

While the living are . . . crude in their base form, the souls they contain are truly remarkable! Once freed from their fleshy prisons, they soar free to become a readily accessible energy source far richer and more versatile than Stormsurge’s ludicrous light shows. And there are other perks as well: terrifyingly powerful weapons! Vast amounts of information delivered instantly! Fewer gnomes!

I’ve even developed a prototype that allows for soul essence transposition. Why travel from place to place, when you can simply swap essence with another creature that is already where you wish to be?

G4LV-NZR doubtful query::

Of course, there are always challenges. . . . Zerek has been helpful, but I could always use more test subjects. And the souls are remarkably persistent in maintaining a connection with their erstwhile hosts. Also, while the Soularium grants access to impressive stores of knowledge, the sudden catastrophic memory loss is—admittedly—something of an inconvenience.


Still, I’m certain that Dr. Boom will agree that what I’ve accomplished here is among the most important breakthroughs in Boom Labs. Now, fetch me some more gnomes. I have work to do.

*** END DR. MORRIGAN TRANSCRIPT ***[2]

References

  1. ^ Dexter the Dendrologist: We are running out of daylight. Oh, wait. We are underground.
  2. ^ [1]

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