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Similar to jokes, these voice emotes happen when you use the /flirt slash command.

Alliance

Dwarf female

  • "I like tall men... *giggles*"
  • "I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs."
  • "I'd like to see you in a kilt."
  • "I won't fall for any bad pickup line. You've got to try 2 or 3 at least."
  • "Enough with your flirting, I know you think all dwarven women look the same."

Dwarf male

  • "Enough of the chit-chat. Let's get to it then."
  • "You'd like to run your hands through my beard, wouldn't ya?"
  • "Let's get on with it then, I've got a quest to do in 15 minutes."
  • "You look pretty, I like your hair, here's a drink... Are you ready now?"
  • "Where are you from? Heh, not that it matters."
  • "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp."

Gnome female

  • "You are cute!"
  • "At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport."
  • "Your ability to form a complete sentence is a plus."
  • "I cannot find you completely disagreeable."
  • "I don't feel the 1 to 10 scale is fine enough to capture subtle details of compatibility. I'd prefer a 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for mechanical aptitude and torque."

Gnome male

  • "I have a number of inventions I'd like to show you, back at my place."
  • "Everyone keeps talking about Beer Goggles. I can't find the plans for them anywhere."
  • "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate." (Reference to the song "Baby Got Back")
  • "Hey! Nice apparatus."

Human female

  • "You've got me all a-flutter."
  • "My turn offs are rude people, mean people and people who aren't nice."
  • "I need a hero." (Possible reference to the line from the Bonnie Tyler song Holding Out for a Hero)

Human male

  • "How ya doin'?" (Possibly a reference to Joey in the TV series Friends)
  • "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?" (A phrase originated by Groucho Marx on You Bet Your Life.)
  • "Hey, baby cakes."
  • "What's your sign?"
  • "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."
  • "Your tag's showing. It says, uh, 'Made in Heaven.'"

Night elf female

  • "If I wasn't purple, you'd see I was blushing."
  • "Sure, I've got exotic piercings."
  • "I'm the type of girl my mother warned me about."
  • "There's nothing like sleeping in the forest under the moonlight."

Night elf male

  • "You're an Emerald Dream come true."
  • "I hope you're not afraid of snakes."
  • "Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a wastin'."
  • "I'm a force of nature."
  • "Wanna bring out the animal in me?"

Draenei female

  • "The nights are so chilly on this planet."
  • "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?... Good. Bring ample supply of butter and  [Goblin Jumper Cables]."
  • "Okay, for mating ritual, we will need four... No, five sheep, one gnome, and Staff of Domination. Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized."
  • "I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*"
  • "Oh darling, I love it when you say *indistinct growling* *repeated yell*"

In addition, several Draenei female flirts were removed in Beta. These included:

  • "You have heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!"

Draenei male

  • "You know, I had a girlfriend, but I lost her in the crash. That is the bad news. The good news is, I'm available!"
  • "You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley stays in Shadowmoon Valley." (A reference to Las Vegas' slogan, 'What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas')
  • "I will now speak words of love to you in the language of our people. Oomwa, ubuaglahm *coughs* *clears throat*."
  • "My nondescript facial appendages quiver with anticipation every time I see you."
  • "Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that's not bad either."

Worgen female

  • "Being bitchy is in my blood. Don't pretend you don't like it."
  • "I hope you don't mind a little howling in bed."
  • "Don't worry babe... the fur is just something to hold onto."
  • "I'm looking for a man who appreciates... natural beauty."
  • "I just want someone to pat me on my head and tell me I'm a good girl."
  • (sniffs)"Well, hello..."
  • "I'll teach you to make my legs shake."
  • "You know... worgen women have six nipples."
  • "It all matches. Trust me."
  • "You can take me home... I'm house broke."

Worgen male

  • "I hope you like it 'ruff'."
  • "Honey... being with me is like having two guys in one." (reference to the fact that worgen have both a human form and a worgen form)
  • "Don't pretend you don't like a guy with a wild side."
  • "Panting at you? No! No... it's just hot in here."
  • "I'd like to mark your territory."
  • "*howls* What? It's my thing."
  • "Don't be afraid, I don't bite... hard..." (reference to Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, but the line is: "I won't bite... hard")
  • "What big ears I have? You should check out the rest of me!" (reference to Little Red Riding Hood)
  • "You're like the moon baby, you make me howl all night!"
  • "If you play nice, I'll share my bone with you..."

Dark Iron dwarf female

  • "Iron on the streets, volcano in the sheets!"
  • "I'm a nice girl, but I know my way around an anvil."
  • "It takes more than a mug or two to get on my good side. Ah! A keg ought to do it!"
  • "Ye put a gleam in my eye. Well, so does lava but mostly you!"
  • "If you want to impress me on a date, don't try to pick me up in a mole machine."
  • "Come over to my place - we'll iron out your love life."
  • "The way you swing that hammer really stokes my forge!"

Dark Iron dwarf male

  • "Things are getting a little heated, don't you think?"
  • "You make my iron heart feel warm, hot even. Wait, that's just my beard on fire again."
  • "Interested in joining the mile deep club?"
  • "Even Ragnaros didn't burn as hot as my heart for you."
  • "Did you come from a diamond mine? 'Cause I want to learn all your facets."
  • "I can keep you warm on a cold night. Well at least my forge can."
  • "I'm a hunk-a hunk-a burning love."

Lightforged draenei female

  • "When in doubt... touch anything that glows."
  • "You know the way to a woman's heart? Hoof rubs. Trust me on this one, darling."
  • "My turn-ons include my eyes, my tattoos, my armor... I mean, what doesn't turn on?"
  • "I may be forged in the Light, but I know how to have fun in the dark."
  • "You must be descended from the naaru... 'cause you've got a heavenly body."
  • "Let's go back to my ship and twist our nethers."
  • "I admire a soldier who can... remain... at attention."

Lightforged draenei male

  • "I like it with the lights on. Not that I really have a choice..."
  • "Has it gotten brighter in here? Because you just turned me on."
  • "Have you ever seen the bunks on the Vindicaar? I can arrange a private tour."
  • "I'm a draenei on the streets... but an eredar in the sheets."

Void elf female

  • "They say the void hungers, lets start off with a bit of... nibbling."
  • "Get nice and close, whispers are... kind of my thing."
  • "Are you checking out my void form?"
  • "There's a void in my heart, have you come to fill it?"
  • "Who needs the light? Its so much more fun in the dark."
  • "You cannot a-VOID my charms."
  • "The void isn't the only thing that's insatiable."

Void elf male

  • "What am I into? Let's just say some of my proclivities run a bit dark."
  • "I do my best work in the shadows, allow me to... demonstrate."
  • "The void has taught me many secrets, some of them can be most satisfying."
  • "As a rule I don't sprout tentacles, but in your case I'll make an exception."
  • "When studying shadow magic one learns to be flexible... very flexible."
  • "You sate my hunger and I'll sate yours."

Kul Tiran female

  • "I'm harboring a crush on you. Care to join me for a bit of rocking the boat?"
  • "You can't be nautical without a bit of naughty."
  • "Better be ready for me, or you'll miss the boat."
  • "Why don't we go somewhere a little more... privateer?"
  • "You don't look like much, but... any port in a storm."
  • "You sure put the wind in my sails."

Kul Tiran male

  • "Let's meet at the harbor! We could be two ships passing in the night."
  • "You must be a siren, cause I can't resist ya!"
  • "Together, we could really make some waves."
  • "Get your fishing net ready, cause I'm quite the catch!"
  • "Fancy a drink, love? You know a good dive bar?"
  • "Hope you enjoy fishing--because I'm throwing you a line!"
  • "You from Drustvar? Because you've got me bewitched."
  • "Oi, shifty mainlanders build such tiny ships. Me? I like big boats and I cannot lie!"

Horde

Undead female

  • "Nice butt."
  • "One good thing about being dead: the biological clock seems to have stopped."
  • "Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "I can't wait to suck the juice out of your eyeballs."
  • "I don't care that much about romance. I fell in love before and look what happened to me."
  • "I don't need to get funky. I'm already there."

Undead male

  • "I don't smell that bad for a dead dude, do I?"
  • "You have beautiful skin. No maggot holes at all."
  • "If rot was hot, I'd be a volcano."
  • "Once you go dead, you never go back."
  • "Check my breath. *exhales* ...Is it bad enough for you?"
  • "Don't mind the drool. It's just embalming fluid."

Orc female

  • "You had me at 'Zugzug'" (Reference to the movie "Jerry Maguire", or more likely the older Ringo Starr film "Caveman", where it was the cave man word for sex. 'Zugzug' is an Orcish expression meaning 'okay'. In Warcraft 2, Orc grunts would say Zugzug when ordered to do something.)
  • "I'll give you crazy love."
  • "I like men who aren't afraid to cry... Cry Uncle!"
  • "You'll do. Let's go."
  • "Don't talk. Just follow me."
  • "Let's not ruin this moment with chit-chat."

Orc male

  • "That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor."
  • "This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?" (this is a quote from the movie The Princess Bride)
  • "You have six different smiles. One for when you're angry. One for when you tear flesh. One for when you chew flesh. One for when you loot bodies. One for when you skin game. And one for when you want to kill something." (Reference to the movie Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!)
  • "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." (possible reference to the same line in "21 Questions" by 50 Cent)
  • "Lady, from the moment I see you I... I did not expect to get this far."
  • "Um... You look like a lady."

Tauren female

  • "I'm tired of the same old bull."
  • "I want a man with soft hands. Preferably four of them."
  • "I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?"
  • "Come over here, sailor."
  • "Wanna see some good clog dancing?"

Tauren male

  • "You mooove me."
  • "Hey. You into leather?"
  • "Free rides for the ladies."
  • "Hey. You work out?" (Reference to a commercial for California cheese.)
  • "Y'know, older bulls really only have one function."
  • "Are you comfortable with complicated machinery?" (reference to a Catherine the Great myth, or maybe Pasiphaë and the Cretan Bull)

Troll female

  • "I know, my natural beauty is intimidating."
  • "When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?"
  • "Arent'cha gonna axe me out?" (Reference to Futurama)
  • "I won't bite you where it shows."
  • "You're the type I'd like to sink my teeth into!"

Troll male

  • "Want some of my jungle love?"
  • "We trolls mate for life. 'Course, we believe in frequent reincarnation."
  • "You look pretty. Pretty tasty."
  • "I hope you're well rested. You're going to need your strength."

Blood elf female

  • "Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"(Reference to Who Framed Roger Rabbit, in which the line is said with 'rabbit' instead of 'mana wyrm')
  • "I'm addicted to you, baby..." (Reference to Britney Spears' "Toxic")
  • "Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk."
  • "My [Mana Tap] brings all the boys to the yard..." (Reference to Kelis' "Milkshake", the choreography from which is used for the blood elf female /dance)
    • Still used although the ability was removed in 3.0.2.
  • "I'm the girl the ESRB warned you about."
  • "No. No. I won't do that. ...But my sister will!" (Reference to "Tube Snake Boogie" by ZZ Top)
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"

Blood elf male

  • "Your eyes are like the Sunwell... Before the explosion that doomed us all, of course."
  • "You look almost as good as I do."
  • "Hey, why don't you come over here and... WATCH THE HAIR!"
  • "You know what I love about your eyes, when I look deep enough, I can see my own reflection."
  • "I know every rose has its thorn, but if you would just pour some sugar on me, we could rock and roll all night and par-tay every day." (Songs by Poison: Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me, and Kiss: Rock And Roll All Night respectively)
  • "Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides."

Goblin female

  • "If you liked it then you should have put a larger, more elaborate ring on it." (reference to the Beyoncé song Single Ladies)
  • "I'm a full service kind of gal!"
  • "I'm short and good with my hands... how can you resist?"
  • "Is that your wallet? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope!"
  • "Wait 'til you try a piece of this shortcake."
  • "So then, he asked me to go up on him!"
  • "Let's get together and compare our figures."
  • "Let's make sweet, sweet profit together."
  • "Does this turn you on?" *jingles bag of gold*
  • "How about... you and me... go out on the town and buy me some expensive jewellery?"

Goblin male

  • "Oh baby, you know how to turn my gears!"
  • "Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge."
  • "Honey, I've got all kinds of toys in my utility belt."
  • "Woah, baby you are a bomb shell if I ever saw one! And trust me; I know my bomb."
  • "I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow."
  • "Let me buy you a drink. No, wait you buy me a drink. Ah, you know what, just give me the money."
  • "Let's make sweet, sweet profit together."
  • "Does this turn you on? *jingles bag of gold*"
  • "I got what you need. *sound of zipper*"
  • "How much?"

Highmountain tauren female

  • "I'm not usually into drogbar, but when I see them working out in that brul gym, well... let's just say the 'deep places of the earth' get a little steamy."
  • "So... wanna knock antlers?"
  • "Are you staring at my rack?"
  • "It's not the size of the antlers. It's the motion of the totem."
  • "You know, high-altitude living does wonders for one's stamina. Allow me to demonstrate..."

Highmountain tauren male

  • "Trust me... I have experience at exploring deep places."
  • "My totem thunders. All. Night. Long."
  • "Beware the deep places... of my heart."
  • "Get as rough as you like. I've got a thick hide."
  • "You must be an alchemist, because we've got great chemistry."
  • "Why settle for horns when you could have a rack like this?"

Mag'har orc female

  • "You don't need a Dark Portal... you've already invaded my heart."
  • "Any idea if Saurfang is single? He's got that silver fox thing going on..."
  • "A green orc gave me a candy heart that said "I fel for you." I told him he could keep his demon's blood and clobbered him with my mace."
  • "Last person to hit on me learned what "hitting on" really means."
  • "A Bleeding Hollow shaman just flirted with me. At least, I think he did. Either he was winking suggestively or he had just sacrificed an eye."
  • "Just because I'm enjoying your company doesn't mean I don't also want to punch you."
  • "Before we go any further, I need to know... How high is your pain threshold?"

Mag'har orc male

  • "Is your mother a fire elemental? Because you are smokin' hot!"
  • "Care to take a walk with me in the Shadowmoonlight?"
  • "Baby, I'm gonna Blackrock your world."
  • "You're not just good looking... you're mak'gora-gous!"
  • "My safe word is "zug-zug"."
  • "I'm a sensitive guy. Please don't break my mag'heart."
  • "You must be a Frostwolf, because you've made tracks to my heart."

Removed from game The subject of this section did not make it out of the beta stages.

Nightborne female

  • "Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  • "No illusions here. Everything you see is real... very real."
  • "My Nightwell brings all the boys to the yard."
  • "Animate? Detonate? I suggest we skip straight to replicate."
  • "I'll show you my ley lines if you show me yours."
  • "I've been trapped in a bubble with the same guys for 10,000 years. You could say I'm ready for a little... variety."
  • "There's no area denial in this raid."

Nightborne male

  • "Your body must be a font of magic, because I'm irresistibly drawn to it."
  • "You must know magic too, because you just made everyone else in the room disappear."
  • "You've found the Arcway to my heart."
  • "Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line."
  • "I think I've night-fallen for you."
  • "I've got a feeling we were night-born for each other."
  • "The stars have judged you, and found you... smokin' hot."
  • "Were you picked from the Arcan'dor? Because you're the apple of my eye."

Zandalari troll female

  • "I am a proud woman of Zandalar. I do not date slouches."
  • "Only an insecure troll brags about the size of his tusks."
  • "If you liked it, then you should have put a nose ring on it."
  • "You could say I am a double threat... hexy AND sexy!"
  • "It does not take a love potion to win me over... but it couldn't hurt your chances."
  • "We should sail away to a deserted island and... get to know each other better."

Zandalari troll male

  • "De ladies call me... Zanda-licious, baby!"
  • "Other guys might put you on a pedestal, but I will put you atop a pyramid."
  • "I am en-raptored by your eyes."
  • "Are you casting a spell? Because I have a fetish for you."
  • "I may stand upright, but I know how to get down."
  • "Is Krag'wa nearby? Because I want to leap into your arms."

Neutral

Pandaren female

  • "Breathe in... Breathe out... Go to your happy place... *inhales* Your happy place or mine? *exhales*"
  • "Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand... *giggles* Great! Now, see if you can find where I hid the other pebble..."
  • "What happens in the hot springs... Stays in the hot springs..." (Another reference to Las Vegas' slogan, 'What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas')
  • "Don't touch the tail! ... Okay, now touch the tail!"
  • "Oh, I've never done THAT before.. Uh... You're not doing it right..."
  • "Hey stranger. Buy a lady a drink? ... What? Just one? Seriously?"
  • "Let me show you my kung fu grip." (A reference to the G.I. Joe action figures)
  • "Pandaren women have more bounce to the ounce."
  • "You want to talk about motion of the ocean? I was born on a turtle, baby."

Pandaren male

  • "Yeah, I would tap dat keg."
  • "I will sing for you, the love song, of my people... *rings dinner bell* COME AND GET IT!!!"
  • "Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?"
  • "Who's your bear? That's right. I am your bear."
  • "Sweet thing, imma romance all three of your kingdoms... Meditate on that." (Reference to the Chinese story Romance of the Three Kingdoms)
  • "Do you know kung fu? Cus your body is kickin'."
  • "Nice pants. What's the drop rate?"
  • "Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style."

Demon Hunters

Blood elf female

  • "I like you. You remind me of this dreadlord I dated once...shame I had to kill him."
  • "I'd love to show you my Twisting Nether."
  • "Baby, I am prepared."
  • "I take on the powers of the demons I've killed. Did I tell you I've slain a whole army of succubi?"
  • "You ever go full fel?"

Blood elf male

  • "If you looked like me, you wouldn't wear a shirt either."
  • "I would never betray you."
  • "Are you sure you're not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you."
  • "I hope you like tattoos, because they're permanent. If you don't believe me, you could try rubbing them off."
  • "Want me to talk dirty? I do speak Nathrezim, you know."
  • "I've only got eyes for you, baby."
  • "I can't tell if I'm burning with desire...or if it's just my [Immolation Aura]."

Night elf female

  • "You know, they do say love is blind."
  • "I have tattoos in other places, you know."
  • "You. Me. Let's go. Now."
  • "Aren't you a handsome devil?"

Night elf male

  • "You're so hot, you'd make Sargeras sweat."
  • "I'm looking for someone who can really soothe my inner demon."
  • "I can't seem to take my eyes off you."
  • "Someone alert the Wardens, because it's illegal to look that good."
  • "Are you sure you're not part-demon? Hmm...do you want to be?"
  • "You look good...I think."

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