Flobbidinous Floop

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NeutralFlobbidinous Floop
Image of Flobbidinous Floop
Gender Male
Race Ooze
Affiliation(s) Dr. Boom
Location Underground lab in Netherstorm[1]

This article contains information and lore exclusive to Hearthstone, and is considered non-canon.

How... unexpected.
— Summoned
The first step towards world domination? Growing giant strawberries.
— Boss description

Flobbidinous Floop is an ooze who works for Dr. Boom. He owns a greenhouse and simply wants to grow fauna and flora by clearing areas full of minions.

Lab Log


Recording Mech Unit: Microbot PIN-C

Ah, hello my little friend. Come in, come in! Welcome to my greenhouse! You mustn’t tarry long though, ha ha. I doubt that the humidity will agree with your delicate innards. I don’t suppose you brought another MLCH-MNCHR unit with you?

microbot PIN-C negative::

Ah, too bad. I expect Boom wants another progress report, then?

microbot PIN-C affirmative::

Floopulous! As you can see, it’s a jungle in here. In fact, this is the fourth time we’ve had to move to a larger facility to accommodate the growth of my experiments. The glorious greenery that surrounds you is just the beginning! Soon we’ll be growing super-sized versions of all sorts of vegetation. Hunger will be a thing of the past—not to mention the possibilities involved with the creation of entirely new, never-before-seen plant species!

That research has already borne fruit, if you’ll pardon the pun. I’m working on something I call a psychmelon. Not only will you think it’s delicious, it helps you use your melon! Ha!

The seeds of all sorts of ideas are germinating in my lab. The secret is my glorious gloop! Yes, gloop makes it all possible. Allow me to demonstrate with the help of Intern Kevin here. Alright, Kevin, if you’ll just fetch that vat of gloop for me. . .

Great gloopily floopily, Kevin, be careful not to trip over those roots—you’ll get precious gloop everywhere!

microbot PIN-C panicked bleeping::

Why, Kevin! You’ve been glooped! Quickly, if you just rinse off in the emergency show—ah, nope. It’s too late. He’s dissolved. I’m so terribly, terribly sorry. What an unfortunate incident! Poor Kevin. If only he was an advanced, ooze-based lifeform like myself, he might have avoided the gloop’s effects. We’d all be so much safer if we were all ooze-based. . . . Hm.

But look! My glorious gloop is glowing! Fascinating! In addition to its incredible properties as an ultra-fertilizer, I hypothesize that the gloop stores the potential energy of the matter it dissolves. A most curious side-effect, but doubtless of no interest to Dr. Boom. We’re here to solve real problems, after all.

Ah, speaking of which, you’ll prune that bit involving poor Kevin from the final recording, won’t you? And would you please let Dr. Boom know that there’s an opening for a new assistant in my lab?



  1. ^ Dexter the Dendrologist: We are running out of daylight. Oh, wait. We are underground.
  2. ^ The Boomsday Project: Lab Logs Part 1

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