I Have No Jade And I Must Scream

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NeutralI Have No Jade And I Must Scream
A Puckish Sprite and Chunks of Jade
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Level

86 (Requires 85)

Category
Experience

110000

Rewards

9g 80s

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N [86] Calamity Jade, N [86] Mann's Man

Objectives

Recover 15 Chunks of Jade from Puckish Sprites around the Greenstone Mason's Quarter.

Description

Our whole jade supply line has fallen apart. The mines are a death trap, morale is historically low, and - as if that weren't bad enough - the mason's quarter has been overrun by wood sprites!

Now even the plants are out to ruin me!

You need jade so badly, you can follow the road southwest to the mason's quarter and get it from those glorified chopsticks yourself.

Rewards

You will receive: 9g 80s

Progress

<Mann looks at you expectantly, eyes wide and nostrils flared.>

Completion

Catch? They were playin' CATCH with my product?!

I hope you showed those walkin' toothpicks a thing or two.

You know, maybe you ain't a <cub/tart> after all. I've been lookin' for some muscle to help out with my problem at the quarry.

And judgin' by the size of the Lorewalker's restoration project here, I think you'll need a lot more jade.

Gains

  • 110000 XP

Notes

Fresco reveal

Lorewalker Cho:

Good to see you again, <name>.
This place is ancient. There are answers here, for those who know the questions.

Speak with Foreman Mann:

Look, stranger. I'll tell you the same thing I told the honorable Lorewalker...
<Mann leans in closer with each word, her eyes widening.>
I. Have. No. Jade!

On accept:

Foreman Mann says: You expect this dumpling to clean up the mason's quarter? They barely even got a belly on them!
Lorewalker Cho says: Have patience, Mrs. Mann. These strangers from beyond the mist continually surprise me.

Down to the southwest to find a small village overrun by sprites. Kill the sprites, then loot the jade from the ground. Sprites can carry more than one piece of jade at a time. Collect 15, then head back. On complete, a cutscene pulls the camera away to show the fresco.

Lorewalker Cho:

This is fascinating... but what could it mean?!
The jade you gathered from those sprites will help us fill in the next panel, but we'll need more to finish the whole fresco.
Please help the foreman get her quarry back in operation.

Progression

Optional breadcrumb: A [86] In Search of Wisdom / H [86] Dawn's Blossom

  1. N [86] Welcome to Dawn's Blossom
  2. N [86] The Double Hozen Dare & N [86] Down Kitty!
  3. N [86] The Jade Witch
  4. N [86] All We Can Spare
  5. N [86] I Have No Jade And I Must Scream
  6. N [86] Mann's Man
  7. N [86] Trapped!
  8. N [86] What's Mined Is Yours
  9. N [86] The Serpent's Heart
  10. N [86] Love's Labor
  11. N [86] The Temple of the Jade Serpent
  12. Complete all of:
    1. N [86] The Librarian's Quandary
    2. N [86] Moth-Ridden & N [86] Pages of History
    3. N [86] Everything In Its Place
  13. N [86] The Jade Serpent

Trivia

The name of this quest is a reference to a sci-fi short story by Harlan Ellison named "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream".

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