I Take No Pleasure In This
120 (Requires 120)
+150 7th Legion
Crash Gallywix's party.
- Crash Gallywix's party (0/100%)
I knew that Gallywix was selfish and wasteful, but this... this is too much.
His bloated pride has blacked out the sun of good leadership. He hoards the wealth of his people to satiate his gluttony, greed, and lust while his people toil under his calloused heel.
And, maybe worse, opportunistic socialites from all across the Horde revel in the depravity.
All people of Azeroth deserve better than this. We must teach these spoiled cowards a lesson.
You will receive:
I won't pretend that this will solve all of the goblins' problems, but it does feel good to bring a little justice to these pompous parasites.
The Disabled Teleporter is behind. Continue to the palace. To fill up the bar, kill Palace Mooks (10%), Pleasure Palace Golfers, Pleasure Palace VIPs, Pleasure Palace Sunbather (5-6%), Pleasure Palace Caddies, Pleasure Palace Waitresses, and Pleasure Palace Waiters (4%), and interact with Party Plungers and Pleasure Palace Barbecues (5-6%).
Umbric makes several comments while approaching certain areas:
- Magister Umbric says: A pleasant patch of nature... ruined by swaths of tacky artificial grass.
- Magister Umbric says: I do not understand goblin parties at all.
- Magister Umbric says: I would not put even a toe in that filthy pool. Who knows what they have been doing in there.
- Magister Umbric says: Of course, they simply throw their trash in the water. How vulgar.
- Magister Umbric says: Such gluttony and waste of resources, while other goblins starve.
- Magister Umbric says: Let us never speak of this place again.
- Magister Umbric says: The Alliance is counting on the void elves. We will not disappoint.
- Magister Umbric says: I have never required a shower more than I do right now.
- Magister Umbric says: Ugh, what is that oppressive smell?
- Trade Prince Gallywix yells: Someone deal with that <race>! And someone else bring me cocoa butter on the balcony!
- Patch 8.0.1 (2018-07-17): Added.