Issue of the Moonbrook Times
Witnesses state that the four men killed at the Furlbrow's farm were on their way to delivering dirt pies to a shelter on the east coast when attacked. Jimb "Candles" McHannigan, an eyewitness on the scene, had this to say, "Yep, I saw the whole thing go down with my own two eyes. Was a <male/female> <class>. <He/She> looked like <he/she> may have been on something. <He/She> slaughtered the poor bums in broad daylight while shouting obscenities and proclaiming <his/her> love for Stormwind and King Varian Wrynn. I think <he/she> may have killed Lou immediately afterward. I was too shaken up to see."
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.