Knocking on the Door
87 (Requires 86)
Now, onward to the Stormstout Brewery! It's high time that I was reunited with the rest of the Stormstouts... and what better way to reunite than over a few mugs of ale?
You know where the brewery is, right? Just follow this road to the west. You can't miss it. Of course, you're free to share the road with us - we'll be leaving any moment now.
The door... it's boarded up?
- 12900 XP
- Chen Stormstout says: Let's load these barrels into the cart, shall we?
- Chen tosses barrels like they weigh nothing into the cart ~10 yards away.
- Chen Stormstout says: Onward to the Stormstout Brewery!
- Chen steps into the yoke.
- Li Li yells: So long, Halfhill!
- Li Li jumps up onto the top barrel.
- Chen starts walking, but quickly stops.
- Chen Stormstout says: Mudmug, are you coming?
- Mudmug says: Oh, I dunno. This kinda seems like a family thing you're doin'...
- Chen gets out of the yoke and talks to Mudmug.
- Chen Stormstout says: It IS a family thing, Mudmug. And I want you to join us.
- Mudmug says: No foolin'?
- Chen Stormstout says: Of course not! We brewed beer together. That practically makes us brothers.
- Mudmug says: Y-yeah! Beer brothers!
- Li Li says: Ugh! You guys are gonna make me throw up.
- Li Li says: Seriously though, Mudmug. Don't be dumb.
- Chen Stormstout says: Come on, help me pull this cart.
- (It would be best if the player mounts up here.)
- The two yoke up and take off at walking speed, across the front of the Lazy Turnip and toward Halfhill Market.
- Li Li yells: Is this the fastest you can go? Come on, fatsos! Move those legs!
- Chen Stormstout says: Very well, I will put my belly into it...
- The cart takes off faster than an epic ground mount, at approximately 221% run speed!
- Li Li says: Huh! Looks like they're closed.
- Chen Stormstout says: Yes, strange. This door was not here before.
- Mudmug says: Y'all think they're hiding' something inside?
- Chen Stormstout says: We will find out.
- Chen walks up to the door and starts banging on it.
- Chen Stormstout yells: Stormstouts, open up! I have returned. And I brought beer!
- Li Li turns left, where she spots a giant hozen walking down the Alley!
- Li Li says: Umm... guys...
- Li Li slowly backs up.
- Chen Stormstout says: Settle down, Li Li. You know that I hate to be interrupted while I'm knocking on doors.
- Only now does Mudmug notice it too.
- Mudmug says: Chen! It's a giant dang ol' hozen!
- Ook-Ook yells: Who crashing Ook party!? Ook ook ook...
- Ook-Ook tosses a barrel on to the player. One fade to black later...
- Chen Stormstout says: Hozen attack!
- Chen Stormstout says: Hold on, I will break you out of those barrels.
All three offer quests.
- Patch 5.0.4 (2012-08-28): Added.