Kuru the Light-Hearted
|Location||Shrine of Seven Stars|
Kuru appears to be fond of puns.
- What do you call a jinyu who has trained at Tian Monastery? A monkfish!
- What happened to the pandaren whose kitchen was robbed? He got bamboozled!
- Do you know why the pandaren love philosophy? Because for them, things are not just black and white.
- When times are dark, it is best to turn on a light.
- What's the most valuable fish in all of Pandaria? The goldfish!
- Do you know how to pick up a female jinyu in a tavern? Just drop your line!
- Many have come from all corners of the land to see the gates opened at last. Indeed, many of your people have already found their way inside. Seek your own solace and refuge within.
- Patch 5.0.4 (2012-08-28): Added.