Let's See What You've Got, Zanzil
31 (Requires 29)
Offer Jasper's Jungle Cooler to Gmurgl, Orgus, and Captain Bartholomew Softbeard.
Visitors to Hardwrench Hideaway sign a number of waivers upon arrival, one of which allows us to perform basic tests on them. I'd say it's about time we invoked that clause again.
Actually, let's avoid poisoning our customers this time. Better for business.
<Jasper fills a pitcher with Zanzil's Mixture and some crushed ice.>
The Hideaway's southeastern tower serves as a temporary jail. "Hardwrench Hoosegow," we call it. Anyways, give the prisoners a drink and tell me what happens.
You will receive:
You don't say! Well, that certainly is interesting. In that case...
Forget understanding how the stuff works! I gotta get my hands on that recipe!
- <The murloc looks at you with thirsty eyes.>
- <Offer the murloc a drink.>
- The murloc walks towards the door.
- Hardwrench Guard yells: Not so fast, wet guy!
- The murloc is shot down by the guard.
- <Race> come to look at Orgus? Take picture, last longer.
- <Offer the ogre a drink.>
- Orgus says: Oh... Orgus not feel so good...
- Orgus says: Orgus think something wrong with <race> lemonade...
- Orgus dies.
- Captain Bartholomew Softbeard
- Yarr, that be a nary soul s'thirsty as me, says I.
- <Offer the pirate a drink.>
- The captain drinks the potion.
- Captain Bartholomew Softbeard says: Well blow me down! The landlubber scalawag comes bearin' rum!
- Captain Bartholomew Softbeard says: Yarr?
- Captain Bartholomew Softbeard transformes into a ghoul.
- Captain Bartholomew Softbeard says: Shiver me timbers!
- Hardwrench Guard yells: Zombie pirates?! Kill it!
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.