Quotes of Warcraft II

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This article contains lore taken from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal, the manuals, and/or official bonus maps.

Warcraft II

Setup program

(clicking the sound test button)

  • "Your sound card works perfectly."
  • "Enjoying yourself?"
  • "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Alliance

Peasant

Ready

"Ready to serve."

What

  • "Yes?"
  • "My lord?"
  • "What is it?"
  • "Hello."

Yes

  • "Okay."
  • "Right."
  • "Alright."
  • "Yes my lord!"

Job Complete

  • "Job's done."

Pissed

  • "You're the king? I didn't vote for ya! (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
  • "Oh, what?"
  • "Y—uh-huh."
  • "Now what?"
  • "More work?"
  • "Leave me alone!"
  • "I don't want to do that!"
  • "I'm not listening."

Footman

Ready

"Awaiting orders."

What

  • "Your command?"
  • "Your orders?"
  • "Yes, sire?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "My lord?"

Yes

  • "Yes."
  • "Yes, my lord."
  • "As you wish."
  • "At once, sire."
  • "At your service."

Pissed

  • "Make up your mind."
  • "Are you still touching me?" (from Warcraft: Orcs & Humans)
  • "Don't you have a kingdom to run?"
  • "I do have work to do."
  • "'Join the army,' they said." (from Asterix)
  • "'See the world,' they said." (from Asterix)
  • "I'd rather be sailing."

Special

  • "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (in the shareware version)
  • "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (in the shareware version)
  • "I love your publication!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft II." (in the pre-release review version)
  • "You're the best writer in all the land!" (in the pre-release review version)
  • "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (in the pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger

Ready

  • "I come to serve."

What

  • "Your Eminence?"
  • "Exalted one?"
  • "My sovereign?"
  • "Your wish?"

Yes

  • "Yes."
  • "By your command."
  • "For the Alliance."
  • "Move out."

Pissed

  • "We must take action."
  • "Time is of the essence."
  • "Even elder races get tired of waiting."

Knight/Paladin

Ready

  • "Ready to serve, my lord."

What

  • "Your majesty?"
  • "At your service."
  • "Sire?"
  • "What ho!"

Yes

  • "We move."
  • "In your name."
  • "For the king."
  • "Defending your honor."

Pissed

  • "I need orders."
  • "Give me a quest!"
  • "Don't force me to run you through!"

Gnomish Flying Machine

Ready

  • "I've got a flying machine!"
  • "Hello, sonny."
  • "Want me to fly?"
  • "Are you listening?"
  • (distant) "I'm flying..."
  • (distant) "Goodbye..."

Demolition Squad

Ready

  • "Dwarves ready."

What

  • "What do you want?"
  • "Ach?"

Yes

  • "Aye laddy."
  • "OK."
  • "Alright."
  • "Move out."
  • "Yes sir."

Pissed

  • "I love blowin' things up!"
  • "Bombs are great!"
  • "Tilt one back with me, dog!"

Mage

Ready

  • "Who summoned me?"

What

  • "What is it?"
  • "Do you need assistance?""
  • "Your request?"

Yes

  • "As you wish."
  • "Very well."
  • "Alright."

Pissed

  • "I'm a busy man."
  • "Don't anger me."
  • "I warned you." (thunder sound)

Alliance Ships

Ready

  • "Captain on the bridge."

What

  • "Aye, captain?"
  • "Skipper?"
  • "Set sail?"

Yes

  • "Aye, aye, sir"
  • "Aye, captain."
  • "Under way."

Pissed

  • "Stop rocking the boat!"
  • "You're making me seasick!"
  • (vomiting)

Horde

Peon

Ready

  • "Ready to work."

What/Yes

  • "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
  • "Dabu."
  • "Lok'tar."

Pissed

  • "What?!"
  • "Look out!"
  • "Missed me!"
  • "Hee hee hee! That tickles."
  • "I would not do such things if I were you."
  • "My tummy feels funny."
  • (burp) "'scuse me."

Grunt

Ready

  • "Your command, master."

What/Yes

  • "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
  • "Dabu."
  • "Lok'tar."
  • "Why you poking me again?? (from Warcraft: Orcs & Humans)
  • "Swobu"
  • "What?!"
  • "Look out!"
  • "Missed me!"
  • "Hee hee hee! That tickles."
  • "I would not do such things if I were you."
  • "My tummy feels funny."
  • (burp) "'scuse me."

Special

  • "You're good looking for a human." (in the shareware version)
  • "You buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (in the shareware version)
  • "You buy full version. Pleeease?" (in the shareware version)
  • "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (in the shareware version)
  • "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (in the Warcraft II pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
  • "You give good review? Pleeease?" (in the pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker

Ready

  • "New troll here!"

What

  • "D'you call me?"
  • "What you wan'me kill?"

Yes

  • "OK."
  • "Alright."
  • "You're the boss."

Pissed

  • "D'you want axe?"
  • "I got axe for you!"
  • (muttered curses)
  • "Say hello to my little friend!" (from Scarface)

Ogre

Ready

  • "We're ready, master."
    "I'm not ready."

What

  • "Huh?"
    "What?"
  • "What?"
    "Huh?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "Master?"

Yes

  • "Okay."
  • "Yes, master."
  • "Alright."
  • "Yes, master."
    "I don't want to!"
  • "All right."
    "No, I'm hungry."

Pissed

  • "This way."
    "No, that way."
  • (burp)
    "He did it!"
    "No, he did it!"
  • (fart)
    (Both laugh)

Ogre-Mage

Ready

  • "We're ready, master."

What

  • "Yes, master?"
  • "What?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "What is it?"

Yes

  • "Yes, master."
  • "Of course."
  • "Right away."

Pissed

  • (burp) "We did it."
  • "We're not brainless anymore."
  • "I've got the brains."
    "Nuh-uh!"

Goblin Zeppelin

Ready

  • "Here I am."

Pissed

  • "I can see my house!"
  • "I wish I had a weapon!"

Death Knight

Ready

  • "I'm alive!"

What

  • "Yes?"
  • "Make it quick."

Yes

  • "Of course master."
  • "Very well."

Pissed

  • "Grrr."
  • "I'm growing impatient."
  • "Don't push it."
  • "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you."

Goblin Sappers

Ready

  • "We're ready."

What

  • "What?"
  • "Yes?"
  • "Who is it?"
  • "Hello?"

Yes

  • "OK."
  • "Certainly."
  • "Yes, boss."
  • "Alright."

Pissed

  • "We've got explosives!"
  • "KABOOOOOM!"
  • "(singing) Ooooh, it's beautiful!"

Horde Ships

Ready

  • "Done building ship."

What

  • "Aye, matey?"
  • "Yes, captain?"

Yes

  • "Ahoy."
  • "I would love to."
  • "You're the captain."

Pissed

  • Crowd: "Yo ho!"
  • "Who wants to sing?"
  • (Orcs singing)

Heroes (Beyond the Dark Portal)

Alleria

What

  • "What?"
  • "Well?"
  • "Hello?"

Yes

  • "Let's go."
  • "Follow me."
  • "Move it."

Pissed

  • "Excuse me!"
  • "You never touch the other elves like that."
  • "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!"

Danath

What

  • "What?"
  • "Need something?"

Yes

  • "Bring it on."
  • "Follow me."
  • "Step aside, junior."
  • "Draw steel, boys."

Pissed

  • "You're talking to me?"
  • "Hands off, grubber."
  • "Don't waste my time."

Khadgar

What

  • "Hello?"
  • "Who's there?"
  • "Yes, what is it?"

Yes

  • "If I must."
  • "Alright, alright."
  • "Yes."

Pissed

  • "Do you know who I am?"
  • "I'm very busy."
  • "Are you still here?"

Kurdran

What

  • "What?"
  • "Aye?"
  • "Yes, lad?"

Yes

  • "Alright."
  • "Ach, OK."
  • "Yes, sir."

Pissed

  • "I'll fling a hammer at you."
  • "You got a belly full of haggis."
  • "Ach, there is no hope for this lad."

Turalyon

What

  • "I'm at your service."
  • "Command me."
  • "Orders, sire?"

Yes

  • "A noble quest."
  • "For Lothar."
  • "Of course, my king."

Pissed

  • "Why must you torment me?"
  • "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?"
  • "I challenge you, heathen!"

Deathwing

What

  • "What?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "I'm waiting."

Yes

  • "Yes."
  • "Alright."

Pissed

  • "Do you like fire?"
  • "I'm full of it!"
  • (sound of breathing fire)

Dentarg

What

  • "Huh?"
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Yes?"

Yes

  • "At once, my master."
  • "For Ner'zhul."
  • "We're on our way."

Pissed

  • "We don't understand."
  • "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?"
  • "Ner'zhul will have your head."

Grom Hellscream

What

  • "Whaaat?"
  • "Tell me what to do."
  • "Yeees?"

Yes

  • "Take it."
  • "Slice and dice!"
  • "Time to die!"

Pissed

  • "Welcome to my nightmaaaare!"
  • "(sings) I am Iron Man!" (from Iron Man)
  • "(sings) Feelings…"

Kargath Bladefist

What

  • "Need a hand?"
  • "Yeah?"
  • "Huh?"

Yes

  • "I'm on it."
  • "Chop chop!"
  • "Yep."

Pissed

  • "Stop it."
  • "You!"
  • "Do you feel lucky, punk?" (from Dirty Harry)

Teron Gorefiend

What

  • "Greetings."
  • "Yeees?"
  • "What?"

Yes

  • "Immediately."
  • "Whatever you wish."
  • "I'd be delighted."

Pissed

  • "That doesn't hurt."
  • "This is the reason I ended it all."
  • "Stop that incessant clicking!"