Quotes of Warcraft III/Neutral Heroes

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This article or section contains lore taken from Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne, the manuals, and/or official bonus maps.

Akama

Ready

"I pledge my loyalty."

What

  • "How may I aid you?"
  • "How can this old one help?"
  • "I give you my wisdom."
  • "We will share our ways."
  • "My strength is yours."

Yes

  • "I'll do my best."
  • "As fast as I can."
  • "I will do what I can."
  • "If it must be done."
  • "I will try."

Attack

  • "For Draenor!"
  • "Kosh'agal!"
  • "Blood for blood!"

Warcry

"Strength and honor!"

Pissed

  • "The orcs slaughtered my people!"
  • "And their demon magics consumed our world."
  • "We that are left, will reclaim what we can."
  • "Of life and honor amongst the ashes of our history."
  • "We follow the ancient path."
  • "I'm too old for this... urgh." (Reference to Lethal Weapon)
  • "At my age you see death everywhere. DEATH!" (Reference to Granpa Simpson of The Simpsons)
  • "I can fight just like a... (snores)"
  • "To battle! Hold my teeth."

Beastmaster

Ready

"I hear the call of the wild."

What

  • "Unleash my strength."
  • "I'm ready to track."
  • "Flush them out."
  • "What lies before me?"
  • "My quarry nears."

Yes

  • "I've got the scent."
  • "On the prowl."
  • "Our paths converge."
  • "I'm acting on instinct."
  • "I wander alone."

Attack

  • "Unleash the beast!"
  • "By fang and claw!" (twist on the phrase "by tooth and nail")
  • "Mangy cur!"

Warcry

"For the Mok'Nathal!"

Pissed

  • "The beasts obey me."
  • "Where I lay my head is home. See that rock? That's my pillow." ("Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica)
  • "The beasts around me are nothing compared to the beast within."
  • "I will now summon the Afete Dwain'tor!"
  • "I summon the... ah, ACHOO! (horrific beast roars)" (Possible reference to Ash's failed spell in Army of Darkness)
  • "Don't have a cow. (A cow moos) Oh, dear. (A deer snorts) Oops! Please, bear with me. (A bear roars) Oh, rats. (Rats squeak and scurry)"

Dark Ranger

Ready

"I'm here. As always."

What

  • "My bow is ready."
  • "I will aid you."
  • "Direct my hatred." (A possible reference to Mephisto in Diablo)
  • "Let the living beware."
  • "End my torment."

Yes

  • "If that is your wish."
  • "If I must."
  • "I go."
  • "Will this ever end?"

Attack

  • "Embrace the end."
  • "Goal: death."
  • "You're the lucky one."

Warcry

"Let phantom arrows fly."

Pissed

  • "I hate what I've become."
  • "The living haunt me."
  • "Men are from Mars, I'm from the grave."
  • "I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'uhh, what's that smell?' and I was like, 'Oh, sorry, it's me'. And then they said they didn't think I'd be able to fit in with the other employees, 'cause they're living and, you know, I'm dead, so I wouldn't be a team player. But then I said I could work 24 hours. And they said 'Oh, right. You could work the graveyard shift'."

Naga Sea Witch

Ready

"I stand ready."

What

  • "Is it time?"
  • "I grow anxious to act."
  • "Our will shall be done."
  • "I will not be trifled with."
  • "Time is short, mortal."

Yes

  • "By your command."
  • "Yes."
  • "Brilliant!"
  • "Yeah!"
  • "In Azshara's name."
  • "For the empress!"

Attack

  • "For Nazjatar!"
  • "Taste my sting!"
  • "Era'sazjar!"

Warcry

"Athero bathre'las!"

Pissed

  • "Soon, we will reclaim the surface world, and take vengeance upon the night elves!"
  • "Illidan will show us the path to power!"
  • "Keep tripping over this, damn tail!"
  • "Damn sea water! I'll never get these coils out of my hair!"
  • "It's far too bright in this surface world, and this... *sniff* fresh air is irritating my eyes!"

Pandaren Brewmaster

Ready

"Fresh, cool ale here!"

What

  • "Is trouble brewing?"
  • "Name your poison!" (Reference to a question bartenders ask in cowboy movies)
  • "You seem a little parched."
  • "Another round?"

Yes

  • "Oh! Gladly."
  • "I'll give it a shot."
  • "Have one on the house."
  • "I'll put it on your tab."

Attack

  • "This will be grizzly!"
  • "Now you're endangered!"
  • "I bring Panda-monium!" (A famous cartoon named Pandamonium)
  • "Prepare to get trashed!"

Warcry

"For Pandaria!"

Pissed

  • "Ale is my bear necessity." (A reference to the song "The Bare Necessities" sung by Baloo in Disney's The Jungle Book)
  • "Last call before closing."
  • "Come drown your sorrows."
  • "This'll put hair all over you." (A reference to the idiom that strong alcoholic beverages will "put hair on your chest.")
  • "I'd kiss you, but I've got puke breath." (Reference from Bob and Doug McKenzie's movie Strange Brew)
  • "My dad… he was bipolar." (A pun on an ursine species and/or a reference to 'Queer Duck')
  • "I can't breed in captivity." (A reference to the difficulty of breeding panda bears in captivity)
  • (Burps) "Sorry."

Pit Lord

Ready

"I come from the darkness of the pit."

What

  • "Tremble before me!"
  • "What is your feeble request?"
  • "Don't waste my time."
  • "Arrrhhh!"
  • "What trickery is this?"

Yes

  • "I bring darkness!"
  • "You fail to amuse me."
  • "Pitiful!"
  • (Roar)
  • "What a foolish ploy!"

Attack

  • "To the slaughter!"
  • "I go to destroy!"
  • "This will please me!"

Warcry

"In Mannoroth's name!"

Pissed

  • "You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high."
  • "Unh, I think I have someone stuck in my teeth."
  • "Hey, hey, hey!"
  • "I think a certain finesse is called for here. RAAAARGH!"
  • (Talk show intro music)

Announcer: "Welcome back to... Jaina in the Morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you... uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member: "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a... Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."

Tinker

Note: Nearly all of his quotes also contain machinery-noise in the background.

Ready

“All parts accounted for.”

What

  • “What'cha got?”
  • “I’m all geared up.”
  • “Engines runnin’.”
  • “All systems go!”

Yes

  • “Let’s roll out.” (Reference to Optimus Prime's line "Autobots, roll out!")
  • “I’m on top of it.”
  • “I can handle that.”
  • “Yeah, baby.” (spoken as the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight from The Tick)

Attack

  • “Death!”
  • “You’re terminated!” (Terminator)
  • “You have ten seconds to comply!” (RoboCop)
  • “HIYAH!”

Warcry

(fierce gurgling)

Pissed

  • “I’m more than meets the eye.” (Transformers reference. Also similar to the Battle.net description, see top)
  • (bell rings) “Uh-oh, my Tinker bell.” (Reference to Tinker Bell from Peter Pan)
  • “Yeah, runs on 220, 221. Whatever it takes.” (Reference to Mr. Mom)
  • “She’ll hold together. (quietly) Hear that, baby? Hold together.” (Star Wars)
  • (squeaking) “That noise? That’s a bad noise.” (Galaxy Quest)
  • (squeaking, then a loud explosion) “Woah! Gonna need a new hamster.”
  • “I’ve got a rocket in my pocket.” (Earthworm Jim)
  • “That guy's nuts! Grab 'em!” (Reference to the comedian "The Champ")

Death

(groaning, either followed by the sound of his backpack falling to the ground (Tinker-form) or machiney breaking apart (Robo-Goblin-form)

Firelord

Note: All of his quotes also contain the sound of fire in the background.

Ready

“Beware, I live.” (A reference to Sinistar)

What

  • “I'm lit.”
  • “You may speak.”
  • “Fire away.”

Yes

  • “I'll light the way.”
  • “It shall be.”
  • “The order's given.”
  • “It is done.”

Attack

  • “Consume.”
  • “They will be cleansed by fire.” (This quote is similar to Ragnaros' famous quote "BY FIRE BE PURGED!". While Ragnaros and the Firelord are related lore-wise, it is unknown if there is any specific connection between these quotes.)
  • “Ashes to ashes.” (A reference to the phrase "ashes to ashes, dust to dust")

Warcry

“Everything shall burn!”

Pissed

  • “I will reduce all to ashes.”
  • “Damn... moths...” (groan) (Referring to how moths are attracted to light)
  • "No thanks, I don't smoke.”
  • “Am I hot, or what?”
  • “Why does that bear with the forest ranger hat keep following me?” (Reference to Smokey Bear)
  • “So thirsty...” (throaty, dry gurgle)
  • “I am the lord of all fire! (sound of splashing water, followed by the Firelord saying in a meek and high-pitched voice:) “Hey, that wasn't funny.”

Death

“WRAAHH!” (followed by the sound of his armor clashing to the ground as his fiery body disintegrates.)

Alchemist

Ready

“Ready to brew!”

What

  • “Wanna blow something up?”
  • “I’m all stocked and ready to go.”
  • “Care for a cocktail?”
  • “You’ll love my new recipe.”

Yes

  • “You got it!”
  • “I’ll get that mixed up.”
  • “Don’t rush me.”
  • “I’ll shake that right up!”

Attack

  • “Taste my fiery potions!”
  • “Hurry, I’ve got things to blow up!”
  • Bob and weave, you fool!”

Warcry

“For the highest bidder!”

Pissed

  • “What do you wanna be when you blow up?”
  • “I’m a chemical superfreak.” (Reference to The Rock)
  • “No! Shake it, not--” (sudden explosion) (Possible reference to James Bond)
  • “One of these potions smells awful...” (ogre giggles)
  • Goblin: ”Hey, pull his finger.”
    Ogre: “That’s not my finger!”
  • (Glass breaks)
    Goblin: “Oh, no, what did I drop?”
    Ogre: “Oh yeah...” (Marvin Gaye begins to play in background)
    Goblin: “Wait, what are you doing?! Oh no, not the love potion!”

Death

(Ogre groans) “Oh, oh no, ooohh!” (said by the goblin, before the ogre falls on his stomach with a thud)

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