Scouting Report: Hostile Natives

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Level

86 (Requires 85)

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Objectives

Listen to Riko's report.

  • Inspect the warning sign
  • Inspect a Lifelike Jade Statue
  • Speak with Widow Greenpaw

Description

I bet I know your first question: "What the ook happened to Sergeant Gorrok?" Don't worry, don't worry. He's totally alive. Not dead or anything.

<Riko shuffles uncomfortably.>

Well, we THINK he's alive, but he ALSO might be very, very dead.

<Riko looks into your eyes for approval.>

Fine! Let me tell you exactly what happened.

Completion

So, as you can see, none of this is Riko's fault.

Transcript

Accepting the quest shifts to the perspective of Sergeant Gorrok.

We was travelin' east, looking for those horkin' human guys.
Sergeant Gorrok says: Be on the lookout for Alliance.
Things was goin' good, so we decided to split up for a bit.
Shokia an' Kiryn went off to do some girl stuff.
Shokia says: Come on, Kiryn. Let's go do girl stuff.
Shokia and Kiryn hops away from the scene.
It was just me and Gorrok. I let him take the lead... him bein' all big and all.
Sergeant Gorrok says: We will investigate this hut. Perhaps they have seen Alliance warriors.
Riko says: Yeah, the hut! Good idea. You go first.
Investigate the nearby warning sign.
Sergeant Gorrok says: "Stay out - no visitors." Hah!
Riko says: Hey Gorrok, which girl do you like? Shokia or Kiryn?
Inspect the nearby lifelike jade statue.
Sergeant Gorrok says: These statues... they are almost lifelike. Something's wrong here, Riko.
Riko says: You wanna know who I like? I like Kiryn. She's got pretty eyes.
Everything was goin' great! I felt like we was really bonding.
After inspecting the statues, we saw this old lady pandaren come out of the house.
Talk to Widow Greenpaw.
What manner of creature are you?
<The pandaren pauses, her eyes growing wide.>
My... look at that gorgeous green skin!

Gossip I am an orc, ma'am. Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?

Widow Greenpaw says: Questions? Hah! AHHH HA HA HAAAA!
Widow Greenpaw yells: You, "orc", will make an excellent addition to my family!
Widow Greenpaw turns Gorrok into a jade statue!
Riko says: So, Gorrok, do you think I have a chance with Kiryn?
Riko turns around and looks at Gorrok first then Widow Greenpaw, back and forth.
Riko says: What the ookin' hork...?
Riko runs away from the scene.

On completion:

Shokia says: All right Riko, I think <name> has heard enough. Kiryn can tell the next part.

Progression

  1. H [86] The Art of War
  2. H [86] All Aboard!
  3. H [86] Into the Mists
  4. H [86] Paint it Red!
  5. H [86] Touching Ground
  6. Complete both of:
  7. H [86] The Final Blow!
  8. Complete all of:
  9. H [86] Seeking Zin'jun
  10. H [86] Cryin' My Eyes Out
  11. H [86] Seein' Red
  12. Complete all of of:
  13. H [86] The Darkness Within
  14. H [86] Nazgrim's Command
  15. Complete both of:
    • Shademaster Kiryn's quests
    1. H [86] Forensic Science
    2. H [86] Acid Rain
    • Rivett Clutchpop's quests
    1. H [86] Missed Me By... That Much!
    2. H [86] They're So Thorny!
  16. H [86] Lay of the Land
  17. H [86] Stay a While, and Listen
  18. H [86] A Mile in My Shoes
  19. H [86] If These Stones Could Speak
  20. H [86] Peering Into the Past
  21. H [86] Family Tree
  22. H [86] Swallowed Whole
  23. H [86] Orders are Orders
  24. H [86] Instant Messaging
  25. H [86] Beyond the Horizon
  26. H [86] Furious Fowl
  27. H [86] Boom Bait
  28. H [86] The Scouts Return
  29. H [86] Scouting Report: Hostile Natives
  30. H [86] Scouting Report: On the Right Track
  31. H [86] Scouting Report: The Friend of My Enemy
  32. H [86] Scouting Report: Like Jinyu in a Barrel
  33. H [86] Guerrillas in our Midst
  34. H [86] Burning Down the House
  35. H [86] Dawn's Blossom

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