Scouting Report: Hostile Natives
86 (Requires 85)
Listen to Riko's report.
- Inspect the warning sign
- Inspect a Lifelike Jade Statue
- Speak with Widow Greenpaw
I bet I know your first question: "What the ook happened to Sergeant Gorrok?" Don't worry, don't worry. He's totally alive. Not dead or anything.
<Riko shuffles uncomfortably.>
Well, we THINK he's alive, but he ALSO might be very, very dead.
<Riko looks into your eyes for approval.>
Fine! Let me tell you exactly what happened.
So, as you can see, none of this is Riko's fault.
Accepting the quest shifts to the perspective of Sergeant Gorrok.
- We was travelin' east, looking for those horkin' human guys.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: Be on the lookout for Alliance.
- Things was goin' good, so we decided to split up for a bit.
- Shokia an' Kiryn went off to do some girl stuff.
- Shokia says: Come on, Kiryn. Let's go do girl stuff.
- Shokia and Kiryn hops away from the scene.
- It was just me and Gorrok. I let him take the lead... him bein' all big and all.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: We will investigate this hut. Perhaps they have seen Alliance warriors.
- Riko says: Yeah, the hut! Good idea. You go first.
- Investigate the nearby warning sign.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: "Stay out - no visitors." Hah!
- Riko says: Hey Gorrok, which girl do you like? Shokia or Kiryn?
- Inspect the nearby lifelike jade statue.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: These statues... they are almost lifelike. Something's wrong here, Riko.
- Riko says: You wanna know who I like? I like Kiryn. She's got pretty eyes.
- Everything was goin' great! I felt like we was really bonding.
- After inspecting the statues, we saw this old lady pandaren come out of the house.
- Talk to Widow Greenpaw.
- What manner of creature are you?
- <The pandaren pauses, her eyes growing wide.>
- My... look at that gorgeous green skin!
I am an orc, ma'am. Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
- Widow Greenpaw says: Questions? Hah! AHHH HA HA HAAAA!
- Widow Greenpaw yells: You, "orc", will make an excellent addition to my family!
- Widow Greenpaw turns Gorrok into a jade statue!
- Riko says: So, Gorrok, do you think I have a chance with Kiryn?
- Riko turns around and looks at Gorrok first then Widow Greenpaw, back and forth.
- Riko says: What the ookin' hork...?
- Riko runs away from the scene.
- Shokia says: All right Riko, I think <name> has heard enough. Kiryn can tell the next part.
- Complete both of:
- Complete all of:
- Complete all of of:
- Complete both of:
- Shademaster Kiryn's quests
- Rivett Clutchpop's quests
- Patch 5.0.4 (2012-08-28): Added.