Scouting Report: Hostile Natives
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Start | Riko |
End | Riko |
Level | 86 (Requires 85) |
Category | Jade Forest |
Experience | 110,000 |
Previous | The Scouts Return |
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Contents
Objectives
Listen to Riko's report.
- Inspect the warning sign
- Inspect a Lifelike Jade Statue
- Speak with Widow Greenpaw
Description
I bet I know your first question: "What the ook happened to Sergeant Gorrok?" Don't worry, don't worry. He's totally alive. Not dead or anything.
<Riko shuffles uncomfortably.>
Well, we THINK he's alive, but he ALSO might be very, very dead.
<Riko looks into your eyes for approval.>
Fine! Let me tell you exactly what happened.
Completion
So, as you can see, none of this is Riko's fault.
Transcript
Accepting the quest shifts to the perspective of Sergeant Gorrok.
- We was travelin' east, looking for those horkin' human guys.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: Be on the lookout for Alliance.
- Things was goin' good, so we decided to split up for a bit.
- Shokia an' Kiryn went off to do some girl stuff.
- Shokia says: Come on, Kiryn. Let's go do girl stuff.
- Shokia and Kiryn hops away from the scene.
- It was just me and Gorrok. I let him take the lead... him bein' all big and all.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: We will investigate this hut. Perhaps they have seen Alliance warriors.
- Riko says: Yeah, the hut! Good idea. You go first.
- Investigate the nearby warning sign.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: "Stay out - no visitors." Hah!
- Riko says: Hey Gorrok, which girl do you like? Shokia or Kiryn?
- Inspect the nearby lifelike jade statue.
- Sergeant Gorrok says: These statues... they are almost lifelike. Something's wrong here, Riko.
- Riko says: You wanna know who I like? I like Kiryn. She's got pretty eyes.
- Everything was goin' great! I felt like we was really bonding.
- After inspecting the statues, we saw this old lady pandaren come out of the house.
- Talk to Widow Greenpaw.
- What manner of creature are you?
- <The pandaren pauses, her eyes growing wide.>
- My... look at that gorgeous green skin!
I am an orc, ma'am. Would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
- Widow Greenpaw says: Questions? Hah! AHHH HA HA HAAAA!
- Widow Greenpaw yells: You, "orc", will make an excellent addition to my family!
- Widow Greenpaw turns Gorrok into a jade statue!
- Riko says: So, Gorrok, do you think I have a chance with Kiryn?
- Riko turns around and looks at Gorrok first then Widow Greenpaw, back and forth.
- Riko says: What the ookin' hork...?
- Riko runs away from the scene.
On completion:
- Shokia says: All right Riko, I think <name> has heard enough. Kiryn can tell the next part.
Progression
[86] The Art of War or
[10] Warchief's Command: Jade Forest! or
[10] Mists of Pandaria: To Pandaria!
[86] All Aboard!
[86] Into the Mists
[86] Paint it Red!
[86] Touching Ground
- Complete both of:
[86] Finish Them!
[86] Fire Is Always the Answer
[86] The Final Blow!
- Complete all of:
[86] You're Either With Us Or...
[86] Face to Face With Consequence
[86] Regroup!
- Side quests:
[86] Priorities!
[86] Prowler Problems
[86] Seeking Zin'jun
[86] Cryin' My Eyes Out
- Side quest:
[86] Monstrosity
- Side quest:
[86] Seein' Red
- Complete all of of:
[86] Assault on the Airstrip
[86] Strongarm Tactics
[86] Unreliable Allies
[86] Choppertunity
[86] The Darkness Within
[86] Nazgrim's Command
- Complete both of:
- Shademaster Kiryn's quests
[86] Forensic Science
[86] Acid Rain
- Rivett Clutchpop's quests
[86] Missed Me By... That Much!
[86] They're So Thorny!
[86] Lay of the Land
[86] Stay a While, and Listen
[86] A Mile in My Shoes
[86] If These Stones Could Speak
[86] Peering Into the Past
[86] Family Tree
[86] Swallowed Whole
[86] Orders are Orders
- Side quests:
[86] The Bees' Knees
[86] Kill Kher Shan
[86] Wicked Wikkets
[86] Captain Jack's Dead
- Side quests:
[86] Instant Messaging
[86] Beyond the Horizon
[86] Furious Fowl
- Side quest:
[86] What's in a Name Name?
- Side quest:
[86] Boom Bait
- Side quest:
[86] Silly Wikket, Slickies are for Hozen
- Side quest:
[86] The Scouts Return
[86] Scouting Report: Hostile Natives
[86] Scouting Report: On the Right Track
[86] Scouting Report: The Friend of My Enemy
[86] Scouting Report: Like Jinyu in a Barrel
[86] Guerrillas in our Midst
- Side quests:
[86] Green-ish Energy
[86] Boom Goes the Doonamite!
- Side quests:
[86] Burning Down the House
[86] Dawn's Blossom
Patch changes
Patch 5.0.4 (2012-08-28): Added.