Secret Lab Tourism Brochure

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Secret Lab Tourism Brochure

The Secret Lab Tourism Brochure can be found at the Secret Lab in Azshara. [50.4, 74.3] It describes the future of Goblin Engineering.

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Secret Lab Tourism Brochure

Welcome to the Secret Lab, Azshara's most engaging new tourist destination!

Have you ever wondered where secrets come from?

Deep in the resource-rich forests of scenic Azshara, goblin scientists are hard at work inventing the secrets of tomorrow for you to enjoy today! For just a small up-front fee you and the whole family can get a front-row seat and watch as skilled goblin engineers probe and taunt the very fabric of the cosmos.

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Why are we here? What makes us intelligent? How many kilo-fraps of volatile energy can we compress into a cubic ounce of dangerously explosive rocket fuel before it goes critical and unleashes a shockwave capable of tipping the planet off its axis? We can find out together. Your secret lab awaits!

<The remaining 36-pages of the brochure consist of complicated legal waivers and a gift shop ordering form.>

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