The Fastest Way to His Heart
11 (Requires 1)
+350 Bilgewater Cartel
Rip the Still-Beating Heart from out of Chip Endale's chest.
Oh, girl! You're never going to guess who's out on the oil platform to the north.
<Izzy shakes her head sadly at you.>
Chip's out there, and he's working for the Trade Prince. That cold-hearted snake dropped you like a bad habit and now he's working for the other team. I even heard he's going out with that tramp, Candy Cane!
I don't know about you, but if he was my ex, I'd rip his still-beating heart out of his chest.
What did you decide? Death or forgiveness?
He got just what he deserved. There, there, don't cry. You'll find someone else that'll treat you right.
Here, let me take that... we wouldn't want people to think that you're crazy.
The title of the quest is a play on the old adage "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach". More humorous or cynical works amend it to "...through the rib cage". Whether your character ever tried the first way is unknown, but in this case, she certainly chooses the latter.
- Patch 4.0.3a (2010-11-23): Added.