User:Shammiesgun/Foggy’s Death Tales
Ah, didn't see ye there. I'd be supposin’ you’d be askin’ who I am and just what do I have to offer? Well lad, let’s get ye to where me story begins, eh ends. For ye see, I’m fallin’. My name’s Foggy MacKreel and I just got so drunk that I fell off the Thandol Span. All ye be seein’ is me fallin’ in the mouth of good old Chops, lucky me. As I slowly approach me death, I be rememberin’ all the tales I’ve heard and all that I’ve saw. So before I end as chow, I hope I can share a tale or two with ye.