|Location||Southsea Holdfast, Thousand Needles|
|Relative(s)||Fizzle, Rizzle (brothers)|
Wizzle started out worked for the gnomish crew at the Mirage Raceway. He survived the flooding of Thousand Needles during the Shattering, and soon tried to sell engineering supplies to the Southsea Pirates. Unfortunately, they took him prisoner. He now asks for the aid of Alliance heroes.
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Hey you, over there! Please, please, please, get me out of this cage!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: I'm making a list of all of the things that I can transform you into with my Super Adaptive Transformative Shape Changing Ray, Synge! I hope that you end up as something completely useless to match your pathetic life.
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Someone get me out of here! I have claustro.. claustro... claustro.. er, a fear of being trapped in a cage!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Oh no! The key broke in the lock! I'll never get out of this cage!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Pirate friends, listen. I'm not with this Synge character. Let me assure you that if you let me out of this cage, I'll be the best engineer you've ever had. I mean, really, have you seen the accuracy of your cannons? So close, yet soooooo far away!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Synge, I can't believe you got us into this mess, you stupid goblin!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Synge, I'm going to slap you around some, and then some more! Just watch. I'm going to get out of this cage and then gloat and laugh at you!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Um, pirates, my brothers are going to be very worried about me going missing. Maybe you could let me go? Rizzle has a drinking problem and Fizzle has a problem with his blood pressure!
- Wizzle Brassbolts says: Who wants to let an innocent gnome out of a cage? Come on now. How often do you get an offer like that?