That Duke Studlington's a jerk. He talks a big game, but can barely lift his own sword. Oh, and yeah that's not his real name, as I'm sure you guessed.
"Nairi, lift this thing!", they always shout. Why not "Nairi, show us your dance moves!"? I'm a great dancer.
Last time I went into a brawl my opponent ran away crying. Not surprising that they fled, but it was the first time I've seen a crocolisk shed tears.